![]() ![]() "My husband cleans the house while I breastfeed my kid to sleep. Now they can turn on computers and the Xbox so they don't use the iPad anymore, but it always bought me enough time in the mornings to have some coffee and get ready." - CrimeBrulee_ 13. "I'd half charge the iPad and when the battery died, they were out of screen time for the day. That I feel guilty about." - babystay 12. I also sometimes drink too much while watching the kids. ![]() I ditched safe sleep because my first had a horrible flat head, my second slept so much better in his stomach, and my third I didn’t even try safe sleep and I don’t feel guilty at all. "Kids wear the same clothes for school and sleep 2 days straight because we bath every other day and I’m too lazy to change their clothes other than after bathing or if very dirty. He has a beautiful, woodland-themed bedroom complete with a large Montessori bed, camper-shaped tent, and Hatch machine.But he'd rather sleep to cat videos on the couch with my butt as a pillow." - Choice-Examination "I let my 2-year-old sleep on my butt most nights. Also, it’s interesting how even given the choice to watch as much TV and screens as she wants because I don’t limit it she watches only pretty much an hour a day." - PeachGotcha 10. She eats in her pjs and they get covered in oatmeal, so I take them off and she just stays like that, not worth the fight and distress of the manhandling that she hates just so I can do even more laundry. "I don’t usually bother to put anything more than a diaper on my one-year-old while we’re at home unless it’s cold or she’s going to bed. I brush it and she takes baths daily, but I can’t justify her screaming every night." - Weekly Pie 9. "My 11yo doesn’t have a bedtime or screen time restrictions (he has site/app restrictions)." - Its_Me_Jess 8. My literal only hope some days is that he leaves at 18." - redtonks 7. He has ruined my life and I’m stuck in a hellscape I never wanted for myself. Let me stop having to react all the time." - throneofthornes But my poor brain, just let it hear itself think. Emotional intelligence far beyond her years. I want to ignore her every time she narrates her every friggin action to me, oh hey, she's telling me a riddle right now that makes no sense, oh god it's still going and I'm smiling and pretending to get it. I want to say OMG I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU the next time she hits me with a weaponized 'you're weeelllcooom' when she does the barest minimum of anything and I'm supposed to fall over myself with gratitude. I want to scream SHUT UP FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE every time she runs out of her limitless words and begins just making stupid noises to entertain herself. But, oh, man, I want to scream I DONT F****** CARE!!! the next time she says 'Mom, look at me.' do whatever inane thing she's already done 10000x. ![]() Would literally give me her last bite of ice cream if I asked. She is like, the nicest lil 6 year old ever. ![]() "I'm tired of being nice to my kid all the time. When this baby comes, I def will continue the screen time. I’m 37 weeks pregnant and I don’t think I could do toddlering without Blues Clues. That's all lol." - Inner-Membership-175 4. If my child is gonna sit there and eat a whole loaf of bread, I really do not care anymore. Will eat chicken if fried or in nugget form but no other meat and no other way. I hide zucchini and carrots in banana bread. He turned 3 in April and you know what? He gets almost all of the important vitamins/nutrients from smoothies. But it's so draining for me to fight him about food. "My 2.5yo had two slices of cheese and an ice cream sandwich for dinner." - GroundbreakingTale24 3. "Sometimes I just seriously want everyone in my house to leave me the f**k alone." - transponster99 2. ![]()
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